Herewith the first piece of writing of mine that I still have. Unearthed at Easter. And in case you're wondering, I was five :-)
"Guy Fawkes was a man and he wanted to blow up the houses of parliament and one of Guy Fawkes’ friends had a brother. And he was going be in a meet and the King sent out guards and the guards caught Guy Fawkes. And they got his powder."